my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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when she pull the thang out ya sweatpants

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the fam here, the drink here, the girls here?
well fuck let’s get it then *pulls out lint roller*

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"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

"it’s a competition none of us agreed to"  I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever. 

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