pinkvelourtracksuit:

after u check the bae’s instagram

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(via ohbrae)

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing, via reiko-stabbs)

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via reiko-stabbs)

asian:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice

(via reiko-stabbs)

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

unpetitlapinou:

p1ants:

I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather

I swear this speaks to me on such deep levels oomg

(via theregoesajaay)

supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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(via onlylolgifs)